A hundred flavors of blood

Apr 18

Anonymous asked: who did you have to kill for your url

annieleonhardt:

Apr 18

whoo i made a self mix go listen to it and know me on a musical level

Apr 18
darkwishme:

barrageofme:

mage-of-time:

br0ner:

asylumsweetie:

benedict-cutiebatch:

brownblood:

wheresocietydies:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

askemmiethedemon:

mrs-davestrider:

poptarts-and-shit:

eridans-magical-butt:

tunetechgoghead:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

baby-blion:

Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? 

You come in and immediately get killed

nepetas spining teacups 
vriskas ship
equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )
gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)
eridan and feferis water corners
tavroses midevil themed sector 
aradias excavitions 
kanayas giftshop( only clothes)
terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)
karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “
solluxes  videogame arcade
jades lazertag
johns indoor skydiving 
daves music center
roses bookstore
a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach
… should i go on?

yes plEASE
I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH

And..Betty Crocker consession standsA meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game storeDarkleer’s archary rangeA live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar  Terezi’s Build-A-ScalemateDolorsa’s DaycareSummoner’s Petting zoo

A big stage for strife shows
Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)
An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides
Prospit with all Prospit themed rides
God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon
People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)
Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played 
 Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Mituna and Latula’s skate park
A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)
Jane’s Bakery
Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)
Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood 
Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller

FLARPing
Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)
Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)
A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this
Callilope’s makeover 
The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)
Trickster land
Hussie’s tear-waterworks
Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)
Ms.Paint art house
Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH

Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?

Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.
How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!

I WILL CRY

I’ve seen this post before I became a homestuck and I really thought that’s a cool idea.
Now I’m in tears because imagine how amazing this would be…
And cosplayers everywhere.
You could make friends on an instant because everyone loves the same thing as you.
Imagine having your wedding there, with the Signless as your priest and all the homestucks watching a couple dressed as their OTP getting married.

So much this, especially for the last post.

Okay….. I died on the inside because I knOW THIS ISNT REALL!!!!! I WILL PAY ANYONE/WHOEVER CREATS THIS…… please?

darkwishme:

barrageofme:

mage-of-time:

br0ner:

asylumsweetie:

benedict-cutiebatch:

brownblood:

wheresocietydies:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

askemmiethedemon:

mrs-davestrider:

poptarts-and-shit:

eridans-magical-butt:

tunetechgoghead:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

baby-blion:

Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? 

You come in and immediately get killed

nepetas spining teacups 

vriskas ship

equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )

gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)

eridan and feferis water corners

tavroses midevil themed sector 

aradias excavitions 

kanayas giftshop( only clothes)

terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)

karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “

solluxes  videogame arcade

jades lazertag

johns indoor skydiving 

daves music center

roses bookstore

a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach

… should i go on?

yes plEASE

I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH

And..
Betty Crocker consession stands
A meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)
Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game store
Darkleer’s archary range
A live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar  
Terezi’s Build-A-Scalemate
Dolorsa’s Daycare
Summoner’s Petting zoo

A big stage for strife shows

Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)

An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides

Prospit with all Prospit themed rides

God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon

People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)

Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played 

 Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Mituna and Latula’s skate park

A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)

Jane’s Bakery

Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)

Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood 

Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller

FLARPing

Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)

Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)

A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this

Callilope’s makeover 

The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)

Trickster land

Hussie’s tear-waterworks

Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)

Ms.Paint art house

Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH

Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?

Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.

How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!

I WILL CRY

I’ve seen this post before I became a homestuck and I really thought that’s a cool idea.

Now I’m in tears because imagine how amazing this would be…

And cosplayers everywhere.

You could make friends on an instant because everyone loves the same thing as you.

Imagine having your wedding there, with the Signless as your priest and all the homestucks watching a couple dressed as their OTP getting married.

So much this, especially for the last post.

Okay….. I died on the inside because I knOW THIS ISNT REALL!!!!! I WILL PAY ANYONE/WHOEVER CREATS THIS…… please?

Apr 18

Anonymous asked: Why do you hate the john green thing? Just curious.

whitegirlsaintshit:

because fuck john green

  • he’s creepy as fuck. he does this weird thing where he fetishizes nerdy girls and shit. and it’s very fucking creepy to characterize young women when you’re, like, 40. and misogynistic. all the girls in the books are supposed to be these cutesy ass bookworm bitches that are lowkey sexy and probably wanna do shit like ride dick to a white-washed blues song. i’m not with it. and there’s nothing wrong with that, but when you look down on other women, or female-identifying people, you’re a piece of shit.
  • all of his characters are pretentious as fuck. what fucking teenager with cancer takes a cigarette out and walks around with it in between his lips without smoking it? like, if you’re going to go through this whole spiel about metaphors and shit, you can cancel that, because you literally just paid for… nevermind. nawl. fuck it.
  • all his books seem like a damn (500) days of summer, perks of being a wallflower, twilight ass mashup. anyone can predict what the fuck is going to happen by looking at the damn cover. some whiny ass white boy living in a boring world finds a white girl with the Emma Watson haircut reading a book or some shit and she has something unique about her (i don’t know, something that’s wild ableist and insensitive to write in a book, say, cancer), and he falls in love with her, instantly puttin her on a pedestal. they listen to the smiths and scoff at people who play Migos, call themselves misanthropes, run through the city and eat deli sandwiches in the park, then kiss in an alleyway. somewhere in the book, green will trash the girl (maybe she moves, or she dies, or something), and then the boy moves on with wispy eyes and a hard stare with a cigarette tucked behind his ear that he never lights.
  • he’s one of those pseudo-intellectual assholes that thinks that people with a certain kind of smarts are better than those who aren’t seen as conventionally smart (conventionally smart meaning the “white” kind of smart: perfectly enunciated words, coiled up, reading a book while pushing a pair of glasses up their nose, and containing a lot of angst about the world around them because everyone is “devolving into an idiot”)
  • plus, he’s just a ugly nerdass and i don’t care for him or any of his damn work to be on my dashboard. go read something better. fuck that christmas lights in your bedroom ass nigga.
Apr 17

im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

Apr 17
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Apr 17
beforan:

yeah

beforan:

yeah

Apr 17
hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

image

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

image

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

image
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

image

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

Apr 17

12/ ∞ eternally fabulous fashions! Nicolas Jebran F/W 2014

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